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Below is the synopsis of a new series called: Malaysia-Frog-Fest 2009, scheduled to be released this coming summer:The story took the scene of Perak State Assembly

First, the UMNO Bota assemblyman, defects to PKR because not happy with the UMNO leadership.

So instead of two, now Pakatan got 3 seats more than Barisan Nasional/UMNO.Then, got two PKR assemblymen, Jamaluddin and Osman, became not happy with the PKR leadership and widely speculated to defect to UMNO camp.But, UMNO need 3 fellas to cross over to challenge the Pakatan’s state government.

So nvm la..no worries.

Suddenly we were told that one DAP women of Jelapang seat, Hee who is also deputy speaker of Perak Assembly, have got problem with DAP leadership, and thought to be joining MCA.Now thats dramatic liau, coz with additional 3 seats in state assembly, BN can overcome the slim majority of Pakatan.

SUDDENLY, these 3 people, Jamaludding, Osman and Hee together gether go missing. No one seemed to be able to contact them (altho later found out that DAP Hee was at home, off phone and watching WahLaiToi)

Pakatan went panicked la. Shit.

Not long after the news of these three went missing, first the Perak MB Nizar filed missing person’s police report.Then the Speaker, DAP guy, produced two resignation letters from the two missing PKR men, Jamaluddin and Osman, which means that the state seats held by these two musketeers are now vacant, and their defection to BN, if ever happened, will not be counted.

We will have another 2 by-elections

Ouh wait , within hours, these two guys, not missing anymore, from no where, and issued statement to the press saying Mou so lah…we are not resigning and the letter of resignation is a undated letter signed after the March 08 elections. (for if they are crossing over to BN, they will quit)

They are supposed to hold separate press conferences today to explain the matter of where they go missing, are they defecting or not, what happened, and wat not, but in the end both didnt turn up.

And both give same reason, the same same reasons we give when ponteng work or class, the ever-reliable: health reasons

One is unwell – backache, said the assistant, who then read our his statement.

One more the assistant said he is an ex military man, and in his 50s so he normal to be unwell – OH PLEASE, if i am your teacher i tell headmaster lo..haha ..lame reason !

And in both statement, they are not quiting becoz the rakyat like them so much that they was elected by them. (ouh pls u try to go in election on ur party buku, or party cacing… most malaysian vote party not candidate lah)

and they warned the Pakatan leaders not to defame them anymore…and again said they are unhappy…hahahha

Malaysia Boleh. Politicians lagi boleh !

Malaysia-Frog-Fest 2009